A Patty Bestiary

fresh fried antimony patty
num num num

(^_^)

But beware of anti-patties. They will take all your patties away!

See iron patty

See xenon patty

See mystery 5th patty

See wacky policemen Patties in "I Walrus" video!

Uh-oh! charabanc Patties have TOO MUCH FUN!!

There is as yet only one known Chromium Patty. All attempt to approach it result in spontaneous human!

THIS is a lovable puppy -> . . <- and THIS is a Chromium Patty
Now, don't get them mixed up.

See also worst patty in the world

See perspex patty

See hydrogen patty

Current string theory suggest the number of Nolan sisters and the number of Patties is exactly equal in a universe of 11 dimensions.

Are patties and Nolan sisters monolithic? If not, what are their constituent parts?

I feel an experiment coming on: bombard patties with high-energy Nolan sisters badum badum badum. The dilithium crystals cannie take it capt'n.

Try dilithium patties, instead.

It is theorised that Patties are composed of Moleeds, of which there are 37.

The Nolans appear to be made of sugar and spice and all things nice, although extensive & unnecessarily cruel tests are currently being conducted to investigate this.

All hail Patty Physics!
Put your patties together, make Ethanol Patty, then smear all over!
Go flooby!

Fluorine patty + platinum patty = Mrs. Thatcher

See iron patty

NEW!!!!!!!!!! Deluxe velvet lined Patty Display Box.
Show everyone your Patties in all their glory!
Hinged lid goes up and down!
Yours for only 99.99 and a gold patty.
NB! Do not show Plutonium Patty in this box. Badly bad.

See mystery 5th patty and hydrogen patty

In the beginning is Hydrogen Patty. That goes bang.
Deuterium Patty is heavy.
Tritium Patty makes telephones glow.
Helium Patty is the essence of all squeaky things.
Next comes mystery Fifth Patty which can only be seen by mad.

- From 'Time-Life Book of Patty'

Happy Fun Ball!
Hydrogen Patty!!

Hydrogen patty + iodine patty = blue stuff in Stilton cheese

Fluffy penguin chicks (meanest sulkiest-looking bastards in birddom) => Iodine patty

See also hydrogen patty and radion patty

once again is messing about with funny patty!
iron patty and cadmium patty makes parks and sparks and blue hair grow on cheese. Ouchie ouch!

Minister for Patties says:

don't mess with wrong patty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See natural law patty

Superior man take great care with penguin. Scratch surface of penguin >skritch< >skritch< and find MAGNESIUM PATTY. Penguin burn with great flame UNDER WATER.

Beware the Penguin / Magnesium Patty Correlation

Martian Group Sex Patty. On bean bags.

meteorite Patty!!

Miniature Patty warp through black holes. See new pan-dimensional Patty in other side!!

Now thought-slide open for molecular tiger!!

My god, is full of Patties!

See also spacetime patty

Several helium patties squashed at 10e7 atmospheres inside a carbon patty and mystery 5th Patty (which can only be seen by mad) = the curious feeling induced by watching Jenny Agutter and Michael York slowly morphing into exact copies of each other - and back again.

See also hydrogen patty

There is only the Natural Law Patty. See David Icke flying around on a turquoise Lawrencium Patty, then laugh at ensuing bum disintegration!
Icke sez core of Planet World is great big lump of lawrencium.
Ho HO! Silly man not know f**king huge Patty when he see one.

Osmium Patty - that's really heavy, man

'Small Blue' NewZealand Vermin Penguin => oxygen patty

See miniature patty

oooh gooodyyyyy - peppermint patty!
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

all gone.
eeeeee sugar rush! Hallucinations of dull red coneeee going about hed. Mind my giraffe!

To be installing you are needing - Zinc patty, tin patty, copper patty.
Foolish goblins use perspex patty - is most hilarious! Thora go crashy!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

vuh!

See fluorine patty

See gold patty

See charabanc patty

Iodine Patty and Radon Patty makes Radion Patty, which destroys all odours and smells. ALL of them. Even the smell of CAKE! So don't do it.

See radion patty

Silt Patty?

Fight tiger with spacetime Patty!!
Win many Points with tiger entrail!

Much Fun!!!

See also miniature patty

That's the bunny! There's also the Suborbital Patty Array.

Budgie => Sulphur Patty

New! Egg boffin make weird patty in lab - Super-Patty 111! Government minister for patty says - Absolutely Safe, yes, yes! Joe the Lion and 2-Gun Tex both smoke Super-Patty 111!
Now available in handy six-patty pack.

EEEEEEE!!! Confluence of causes! Constellations stagger! Giant Shahnaz Pakravan reveals Happy Fun Ball made by inserting Super-Patty 111 into Poodt!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

GAAWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
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We the peeble demand all known facts about Patties be collected in one place to form the great Pattycyclopaedia, and put in the /bantam file list. Thus may all here present have the facts necessary at their fingertips to fashion a Supreme Patty which can resist the invasion of the big purple insects from Orion, oh yes, heeee heeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You can now get insurance against the 3rd patty.

Yow!! Patty lead in with left hook while Poodt circle ropes. Patty come out leading in third leaving Poodt on canvas.

Referee stop on technicality. Much stomping!!

See perspex patty

Tiny Fun Hero Patty! is fun upon fun! bounce off all four walls and NEVER SPILL HIS VIMTO! stand on things and yell LOUD! filled with childlike devotion for SPUDDY the LOVABLE DOG, Tiny Hero Fun Patty is simple soul - does not understand MONEY or numbers bigger than FIVE!
Tiny Fuzzy Hero has SPIKY HAIR and FURROWED BROW and the power of PATTY on his side! He smoke BIG CHEROOTY and do SMART TRICK with CARD!

Join Tiny Fun Hero Patty Club and get FREE DECODER RING and BUBBLEGUM CARD and SPECIAL COLOURED STRING!

Me join right now!

Happy holiday times with Fun Hero Patty! Be lucky quick - many laughters for family picnic-days-out!!

See rabbits yell as Fun Hero Patty build toxic waste depot in burrow!

Uh-oh! Now watch as Fun Hero Patty go overdrawn on POST OFFICE SAVINGS ACCOUNT!!

Tiny Hero Fun Patty say: "Do Your Best and Get A Fun!"
He swing from branch going 'BLAAAAGGGHHH!'
He hang out with Petite Lucie* with her HIGH HEELS and SKATEBOARD!
He PEE out of HIGH WINDOW on your HEAD!
HE SOOOOO NAUGHTY!

* She got big round head, and bunches, and talk in French, so Tiny Fun Hero Patty not got God-Damn CLUE what she on about!

Petite Lucie's head = HAPPY FUN BALL!!

Merely attach several bales of wool, ratatouille and David Frost, then send it to EAST ANGLIA.

See hydrogen patty

Hurrah! Click here for Web-trawl Patty. [ ]

See animation of new ROY HUDD TROPHY!!

Much fun with PATTY BROWSER EXTENSIONS (c)!!

In area 101 is the WORST PATTY IN THE WORLD
Part of it was sawn off in 1952 to make JEREMY BEADLE
Some of the resulting sawdust was glued together to make KEITH CHEGWIN
Small traces of it drifted away in the air, thereby forming the current world economic climate.

This is one HELL of a Patty. Makes the Chromium Patty seem like a loveable puppy in comparison.

Xenon patty + caesium patty = rock band Kiss

See perspex patty